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- Durn Near Friday Yuk - July 10, 2009
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The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, asking him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup..."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" - Posted: 07/09/2009 @ 09:03 PM (PDT)
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| Durn Near Friday Yuk - July 10, 2009boxfiddler | 07/09/2009 @ 09:03 PM (PDT) |
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Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!santeewelding | 07/09/2009 @ 09:14 PM (PDT) |
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The 'Old Bastards Alphabet' ...OldER Mycroft | 07/10/2009 @ 01:00 AM (PDT) |
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Hahaha...Shellbot | 07/10/2009 @ 01:49 AM (PDT) |
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Subject: school answering machine message.Shellbot | 07/10/2009 @ 01:52 AM (PDT) |
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Two Ladies Talking in heavenShellbot | 07/10/2009 @ 01:54 AM (PDT) |
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Morning cup o' Joe...NotSoChiGuy | 07/10/2009 @ 06:44 AM (PDT) |
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sweeeeeeeeeeeeetShellbot | 07/10/2009 @ 06:48 AM (PDT) |
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No, damage was minimalNotSoChiGuy | 07/10/2009 @ 06:52 AM (PDT) |
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Complaint Letter of the Year.Shellbot | 07/10/2009 @ 02:03 AM (PDT) |
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Thatboxfiddler | 07/12/2009 @ 09:33 AM (PDT) |
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Cat Scan PurpleSkys | 07/10/2009 @ 05:13 AM (PDT) |
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Important of proper signageNotSoChiGuy | 07/10/2009 @ 06:35 AM (PDT) |
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Deaf Bookkeeperboxfiddler | 07/10/2009 @ 04:36 PM (PDT) |
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this is cleverhalf@... | 07/11/2009 @ 01:04 PM (PDT) |
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Anyone for Mini-Viagra ? ...OldER Mycroft | 07/11/2009 @ 11:11 PM (PDT) |
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get realmikebobski@... | 08/17/2009 @ 06:15 AM (PDT) |
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paying even a tidbitThe Scummy One | 08/17/2009 @ 06:40 AM (PDT) |
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:^0 :^0 :^0boxfiddler | 08/17/2009 @ 06:43 AM (PDT) |
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Blind Panic !! ...OldER Mycroft | 07/11/2009 @ 11:23 PM (PDT) |
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rofl :) Shellbot | 07/12/2009 @ 09:27 AM (PDT) |
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ESIJacky Howe | 07/11/2009 @ 11:46 PM (PDT) |
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:^0 :^0 :^0 OldER Mycroft | 07/12/2009 @ 12:45 AM (PDT) |
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Who You Gonna Call ? - Ballbusters !! ...OldER Mycroft | 07/12/2009 @ 12:41 AM (PDT) |
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ROFLMAOJacky Howe | 07/12/2009 @ 12:49 AM (PDT) |
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Terminal Sex ...OldER Mycroft | 07/12/2009 @ 02:52 AM (PDT) |
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Hospital Problems Down 'There' ! ...OldER Mycroft | 07/12/2009 @ 02:59 AM (PDT) |
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Good one. :Dboxfiddler | 07/12/2009 @ 09:40 AM (PDT) |
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky? ...OldER Mycroft | 07/12/2009 @ 03:03 AM (PDT) |
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always heard it asjdclyde | 07/12/2009 @ 10:33 AM (PDT) |
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I'm more innocent than you though. ;) OldER Mycroft | 07/12/2009 @ 10:01 PM (PDT) |
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Little Johnny joke - with a twist ...OldER Mycroft | 07/12/2009 @ 03:10 AM (PDT) |
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Why do farts smell so bad?...OldER Mycroft | 07/12/2009 @ 03:13 AM (PDT) |
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eh..Shellbot | 07/12/2009 @ 09:31 AM (PDT) |
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AMA weighed in on the new economic stimulus packagejdclyde | 07/12/2009 @ 10:31 AM (PDT) |
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:D :D :Dboxfiddler | 07/12/2009 @ 10:35 AM (PDT) |
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cute :) Shellbot | 07/12/2009 @ 10:59 AM (PDT) |
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Note to the cats and dogs of the housejdclyde | 07/13/2009 @ 03:37 PM (PDT) |
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Excellent. :D :D :Dboxfiddler | 07/13/2009 @ 03:43 PM (PDT) |
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Some Crazy Conspiracy in Our Timejdclyde | 07/14/2009 @ 10:28 AM (PDT) |
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